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An Embarassing Post [May. 6th, 2008|06:24 pm]
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I want an American Girl Doll. Bad.
Backstory:
I got into American Girl books when I was in 3rd or 4th grade. I loved history, and read all sorts of historical fiction like Caddie Woodlawn & the Little House on the Prairie series.
Then, one of my friends got one of the dolls and let me look at the catalogue. I think she had Felicity, the colonial girl. I fell in love, but I wanted a Kirsten doll. Kirsten was a pioneer in the Minnesota territories.
Anyway...I somehow got a copy of the catalogue to keep, one of my friends mum's prolly gave it to me, and BEGGED my parents for Kirsten. Just the Kirsten starter set, which was $81 at the time. My parents were so not paying $81 for a doll (Even though it wasn't just a doll, it came with a little wardrobe box, petticoats and a nightgown, a brush, and curlers for her hair.) I think she also came with some pioneer stuff.
I tried saving up for my own Kirsten doll, but I never could make it past $40 before I had to buy a birthday present for someone or there'd be a book fair and I'd need the money.
So I never did get that doll. I saw a little girl carrying a Kirsten doll, in perfect condition, on the PATH & realized--I want one! I still want one! I am so ashamed, but I want a Kirsten doll so bad. *Cries* I need an American Girl doll!
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A Hostile Post [May. 4th, 2008|11:12 pm]
Yes, this post is hostile. It should be taken with a grain of salt--I have the stupidest spring cold ever (Right after my terrible yet memorable bout with the 4 week stomach flu), and my right forefinger is throbbing and swollen to twice it's size from a stupid accident.
Anyway.
This writer, whose blog I like, and I usually respect, [info]docbrite, posted something excesseively stupid.
Stupid "Green" Tip #456,780,321 [May. 4th, 2008|06:23 pm]
From a Newhouse News Service article on "reducing your carbon footprint" that I refuse to link to:
Read library or used books -- minus 30 pounds [of carbon dioxide you allegedly add to the atmosphere per year]
Yes, folks, by buying new books, you are DESTROYING TEH URF. Cease immediately! It's not as if authors need the money; everybody knows we get million-dollar advances and are all obscenely rich.
I love libraries and used bookstores, but this moronic "tip" makes me want to buy an SUV, start smoking, eat a pound of red meat every day, and encourage cows to fart more.

*Eye roll* Poppy has been understandably freaked out since Hurricane Katrina destroyed her city. I find it ironic that she so opposes this tip, since global warming will probably lead to increasingly powerful and frequent hurricanes. But, like a typical American (I *am* American, and I mean this in the sense that Barack Obama didn't), she's unwilling to sacrifice anything meaningful.
I love books more than anyone else I know. I love their smell and the way they feel, and I hate reading anything long on electronics. But if ebook tech were cheap, well-done, and available widely, I would switch if it would make the planet better for the other 95% of the population.
I bet if the trees to make books were coming from someplace she cared about--a birdwatching spot or someplace that procided protection from hurricanes, she'd be pitching a fit. But no, it's just dem mean liburahls taking money from writers (Uhm, writers who write things other than meandering, Xanax-induced blog posts usually get paid.)
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There used to be this girl I was acquainted with in college, whose blog I read and who read my blog. She stopped reading, huffily, after I wrote about not believing in Invisible Sky Daddy.
Anyway, she always insisted that horse-racing wasn't barbaric and that horses liked it (Ftw?) I hate horse racing, but at the time I tried to reconsider my position and wondered if I was too influenced by my environmentalist tendencies.
But after the death of a second Knetucky Derby participant, I have to say that horse racing is barbaric. And what does it say about a society of people amused by animals (Or cars) running in circles?
Poor horsey.
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April Book List [May. 4th, 2008|09:31 pm]
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1. Emma vol. 3 by Kauru Mori
2. The Age of American Unreason by Susan Jacoby
3. The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie
4. Emma vol. 4 by Kauru Mori
5. Emma vol. 5 by Kauru Mori
6. The Plot Against America by Phillip Roth
7. Gothic Classics comic compilation
8. Emma vol. 6 by Kauru Mori
9. The Circus Fire by Stewart O'Nan
10. Antique Bakery vol. 1 by Fumi Yoshinaga
11. Antique Bakery vol. 2 by Fumi Yoshinaga
12. The Dispossessed by Ursula K. LeGuin
My favorite fiction books this month were The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian and The Circus Fire.
The Diary is an autobiographical account of Alexie's childhood, told through the character Arnold. Arnold was born on the Wellpinit Indian reservation. He was born hydrocephalic, which left him with seizures and poor eyesight. The rez eye doctor only has one kind of glasses, so at about age 3 he had big, black Buddy Holly glasses. He had 10 extra teeth, and there was only one day of the year to go to the dentist, so he had all the extra teeth pulled on one day. Plus, the rez dentist thought that Native Americans were more resistant to pain, so he only used half the novicaine he would normally use. Arnold eventually decides to go to school off the rez, in Reardon, and the book follows the consequences of this action. The book is well-written, entertaining, and suprisingly touching.
The Cirucs Fire is the graphic account of the 1944 Hartford circus fire. Back in the day, circus tents were treated with paraffin and gasoline to make them waterproof. Unfortunately, that made them incredibly flammable. On a very hot day in July, the tent went up. Between 7,000 to 8,000 people attended, and between 167 to 169 people died (It's hard to tell how many died, due to the unidentified body parts.) The novel details what happened on that day. There were stories of heroism, like the man that helped throw children over the big cat chute so they could escape, and there were stories of cowardice like the soldier who broke a woman's jaw so he could escape. Most of the dead were found crowded around the exits. The book tells a graphic story with care and sensitivity, yet managed to still satisfy the morbid bastard inside me.
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I guess I just have standards [Apr. 28th, 2008|12:35 am]
I received a free book from Library Thing's free reviewer batch. I don't want to talk about what the book is or who it's by until I post my review their.
I will say this though--I was reading one of it's endnotes and was horrified when I saw a citation for Wikipedia.
I'm hardly a Wiki-basher. I think the people that hate Wikipedia are elitists, generally, and don't understand the value of knowledge brought together by many people.
BUT, an encyclopedia isn't an acceptable source in a high school paper, let alone a book. Granted, it's not a scholarly book (It's a self-help book). I still think it's unacceptable.
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Maia Luna [Apr. 27th, 2008|01:03 pm]
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My first niece was born yesterday morning. Her name is Maia Luna, she's a little over 6 lbs, is 19 inches long, and is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen. I can't wait to spoil her!
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Book Review Pt. 1 [Apr. 7th, 2008|07:47 pm]
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-The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie: The part of this book that cracked me up the most is that the people most outraged about it were the people for whom Rushdie was writing. The book at its heart is about the intersection of tradition and modernity, and how far people go to lose their heritage.
There are several subplots. Gibreel Farishta and Saladin Chamcha are both of Muslim Indian heritage. Gibreel is a Bollywood star, while Saladin is a stage actor and a star of a popular children's show. After surviving a harrowing plane hijacking and a fall from 30,000 feet, Saladin starts taking on the attributes of a devil while Gibreel starts taking on the attributes of an angel. It's not incidental that Saladin rejected his heritage while Gibreel embraced his heritage.
Ultimately, the nature of their transformation remains unknown. People witness Gibreel's halo and Saladin's transformation into a horned satyr-like creature. Also, members of the immigrant community start dreaming of Saladin and embrace the idea of him as a symbol for their marginalized existence. On the other hand, Gibreel's belief that he's an angel is refuted by a diagnosis of schizophrenia.
The second subplot follows a prophet modelled after Mohammed and details his eventual takeover of a desert city. Gibreel dreams this, and in the dreams he is the angel Gibreel and he has no clue as to what he's supposed to reveal to Mahound.
The final subplot involves a modern prophetess, Ayesha, and her pilgramage with her followers from India to Mecca. Something of a supernatural nature does occur, but it's never explained and in the end, what happens to Ayesha and her followers is unexplained.
I suppose that what you believe happened depends on your faith, if you have any. I found this book to be exceedingly poetic and beautifully written. At its heart, I think it's a warning against fundamentalism and faith in things that don't deserve your faith, and the reaction to it is rather ironic.
Body of Work by Christine Montross
Christine Montross documents her experiences as a first year med student in the anatomy lab. She documents (In gorgeous detail) her first dissection of a cadaver and the psychological effects it has on her and her fellow med students.
Ms. Montross describes what it's like doing what humans are trained not to do, mutilate a body. Along with her personal journey to becoming a doctor, she details the history of dissection (In a MUCH better way than Human Remains, while remaining sensitive to the gender and racial issues entwined with the history of dissection), the history of medical school, and the difference between American and Asian dissection traditions.
This book is gorgeously written, illustrated with lovely engravings, and ultimately deeply engrossing.
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March Book List [Apr. 1st, 2008|07:38 pm]
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The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie
Body of Work by Christine Montross
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams
Bizenghast vol. 4 by M. Alice LeGraw
Emma vol. 2 by Kaoru Mori
Assasination Vacation by Sarah Vowell
Life, the Universe and Everything by Douglas Adams
Flyboys by James Bradley
So far, I've read 18 books this year. Reviews will be forthcoming, when I'm less tired.
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The thing is, I've never read this book... [Mar. 27th, 2008|07:04 pm]
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You're Ulysses!

by James Joyce

Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared
to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do
understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once
brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in
the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you
additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.



Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

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A Very Sad Day [Mar. 18th, 2008|10:12 pm]
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Arthur C. Clarke is dead at 90.
I have't actually read anything by him, but I used to watch this show he hosted, something like "Strange Journeys With Arthur C. Clarke." It was basically an examination of allegations of the supernatural from UFO's and crystal skulls to the powers of meditation and poltergeists. He kept to the skeptical while maintaining an open mind that we don't know everything about this universe. He taught me that there are many unexplained and wonderful things in this world, and that we don't need to have a supernatural creator to make this world wonderful, it already is.
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Best Music Video On Earth [Mar. 16th, 2008|11:35 pm]
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I Like Your Booty (But I'm Not Gay)
You are about to see adult content, not suitable for people under 8 )
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An Historic Moment [Mar. 16th, 2008|11:20 pm]
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I have beaten The Oregon Trail. I never beat it in 4th grade when we played it on the terrible Macs at my school.
Play it here!
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Fake sex0rs [Mar. 12th, 2008|07:08 pm]
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List ten fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag 5 people to do the same.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
1. Spike: He's killed two Slayers. TWO! So he's ambitious and dangerous, which are some of my favorite characteristics in a man/vampire. Plus there's the whole hot English punk thing.
2. Giles: Remember season 4 when the Scoobies catch Giles singing at an open-mic night and Willow's all, "I remember why I had a crush on him in high school?" Yeah. There's something very hot about Giles, whether it's the tweed jackets with leather elbow patches or his knowledge of the dark arts. Remember when he busted into The Magic Box all powerful when Willow was naughty? Me-ow. I just like my men older and English, what can I say.
3. Tara: To throw in a wildcard, there's Tara who's pretty different from Giles and Spike. There was just something so enchanting about her.
Harry Potter
4. Remus Lupin: A werewolf in a jumper just trying to be a teacher? Sign me up. There was something especially sexy about the scene in book 7 when he freaked out.
5. Sirius Black: A convict with an enchanted motorbike. How could I say "no" to him?
6. Snape: Can you see a pattern here? I guess I just like people as miserable as me.
Jane Eyre
7. Mr. Rochester: Things that Mr. Rochester has that Mr. Darcy doesn't; a secret wife kept in the attic and a desire to marry his bastard child's governess. Everyone loves a (somewhat) reformed hedonist, especially a dark and tempestuous one.
Spring Awakening
8. Moritz: A tragic, troubled, sexually-confused teenager who can sing. Yes, please. Plus, he sings one of my favorite songs from the show, "I Don't Do Sadness."
The Office
9. Jim: Probably the one normal guy on my list. I love funny guys, especially ones who see the humor in putting office supplies in Jello.
His Dark Materials
10. Uncle Azrael: I said that I like ambitious men, and what is more ambitious than killing god? I was horrified when he separated Roger from his daemon, but he made up for it with his ballsy move to attack heaven.
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Copycat, Schmopycat [Mar. 11th, 2008|07:56 pm]
The Ultimate LiveJournal Obsession Test
CategoryYour ScoreAverage LJer
Community Attachment17.2%
You've got pals to cheer you up when you're down, but no audience to applaud you... Yet.
22.85%
MemeSheepage19.3%
Only trendy when it's sufficiently entertaining
27.72%
Original Content59.68%
Using LiveJournal to express a few strong opinions
38.09%
Psychodrama Quotient27.71%
Known to go off without warning
16.67%
Attention Whoring15.91%
Slothfully Seeking Susan
20.7%
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Books of the month, and uhm, a cd [Mar. 4th, 2008|06:56 pm]
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February wasn't as productive as January (I almost typed "as America," which is a really weird kind of slip.) I only read three books, and one of them is one that I've already read. One of my major problems is that I do most of my reading while commuting, so if I come close to the end of a book I stop carrying it with me for fear of finishing it and being stranded without something to read. I know, I'm a total weirdo. So I am *this* close to being done with Guns, Germs, and Steel and The Satanic Verses.
-Cell by Stephen King
I've read this book about a dozen times by now. Stephen King is my comfort writer. I've prolly plugged this book as many times, but it's one of my fave King books.
Clayton Riddell has just scored the deal of his life and sold his comic series to Dark Horse. Unfortunately, minutes afterwards, Boston erupts in violence as a cell-phone carried pulse erases the humanity of anyone who makes a call on their cell. The rest of the book follows Clay's attempts to reunite with his wife and son in Maine.
This book has been compared with The Stand, which I don't think is accurate. I saw the ending of The Stand to be much more bleak. As Glen noted, all those nuclear weapons and guns were just lying around waiting to be picked up. On the other hand, in Cell, even the Phoners and Normies start coexisting peacefully.
-I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert
In honor of Steve Colbert, I am ommitting the letter "T" from this review. I Am America is basically a collection of Colbert's thoughts about politics, culture, and life. It's not as groin-grabbingly funny as America: the Textbook, but I still laughed out loud at the conspiracy for animal dominance and little Steve's letter to his grandpa decrying Social Security. (Whew, that was rough!)
-Bizenghast vol. 3 by M. Alice LeGraw
Volume three is as lush and gorgeous as the two previous volumes. As the mausoleums become harder to unlock, the tension between Dinah and Vincent increases, especially with the introduction of Edrear, Edaniel the cat and sometimes cat-boy's brother. I so can't wait for the next installment, which promises to delve more into Dinah's past and how it relates to the mausoleum.
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Uhm, wow... [Mar. 2nd, 2008|04:20 pm]
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One of my friends from work gave me a whole bunch of back issues of Vice magazine, since I've been having trouble finding it since Tower Records closed.
I was flipping through one issue and WHOA there was an article and pics of David Thewlis (aka Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter movies).
The interview was about his new book, The Late Hector Kipling. It sounds like a good book, I want to read it.
But I was horrified by the pics with the interview. I enjoy David Thewlis more for his poetry than his acting, actually, but I still find him adorable. The pictures of him were kind of scary though. He was all scruffy and wearing a sleeveless black t-shirt and a whole bunch of necklaces. They managed to make him look like the 28 year-old guy that still hangs out with the woodshop kids at 7-11, and buys them Colts or Bartles and James (For the girls). You know, the guy that had a part-time job stocking at Kinney Shoes and dealt weed from his El Camino in the parking lot.
Yeah, scary. Make him cuter! Put him in a porkpie hat.
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Another List [Feb. 25th, 2008|09:30 pm]
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a) List seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself
b) Tag seven people to do the same
c) Do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag "whoever wants to do it"
Tagged by [info]flake_sake
From lightest to darkest... )
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Happy Valentine's Day! [Feb. 14th, 2008|12:19 pm]
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And death visits again... [Feb. 13th, 2008|09:03 pm]
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My grandma died today.
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Happy (Belated) Darwin Day [Feb. 13th, 2008|08:17 pm]
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February 12th was Charles Darwin's birthday. In honor of his birthday, I've decided to review the book Monkey Girl: Evolution, Education, Religion, and the Battle For America's Soul by Edward Humes.
Dover, Pennsylvania became the unlikely battleground over science versus religion in America, leading to an eventual victory for science and reason (From a conservative judge, nonetheless!)
Humes recounts the first famous science vs. religion trial in America--the Scopes Monkey Trial, which led to the town of Dayton, Tennessee becoming an unwitting laughingstock. The Scopes Trial was a calculated move by a town council seeking ways to increase revenue and publicity for their small town. Instead, it led to the town being portrayed as a backwater hillbilly breeding ground by journalists of the time, including H.L. Mencken.
While recounting these past trials and court decisions, Humes provides a context for what happened in Dover. By 2004, creationism in public school had been revamped as intelligent design, replacing god with an unnamed designer (aka god). The problem is that science refrains from attributing what can't be explained to the supernatural, which is exactly what intelligent design does. We gave that up when we realized that seizures weren't caused by demons and that the sun is at the center of the solar system.
Of course, the point was never about good science. The point was a minority group of fundamentalist Christians hijacking a local school board with intimidation tactics seeking a way to legally return god to the classroom (Of course, their idea of god, not a Muslim, pagan, or Shinto god). Humes tells of William Buckingham, the oxycontin-addicted former cop and current fundamentalist who was prone to rants such as, "Jesus died on a cross for us 2,000 years ago, won't someone stand up for him now?" At the trial, he failed to recall making such statements, and the tapes of the meetings were conveniently missing. Buckingham, undoubtedly guided by the kind, giving spirit of Jesus, attacked anyone who disagreed with him. The shame (For him) is that he attacked moderate Christians, people that probably shared similar beliefs with him.
For me, the highlight of the book was when Humes recounted Michael Behe's--Discovery Institute wunderkind--testimony where he confesses that by his definition, astrology is science:
"When you call it [intelligent design] a scientific theory," Rothschild asked, "you're not defining that term the same way that the National Academy of Sciences does?"
Behe nodded. "Yes, that's correct."
...
Rothschild then reviewed the National Academy's definition of a scientific theory, which did not include ID: a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that can incorporate facts, laws, inferences, and tested hypotheses. Then Rothschild asked Behe: "Your definition is a lot broader?"
Behe preferred a definition that excluded "well-substantiated."
"That's right, intentionally broader..."
"Sweeps in a lot more propositions?" Rothschild asked.
"It recognizes that the word is used a lot more broadly than the National Academy of Sciences defined it."
"And using your definition, intelligent design is a scientific theory, correct?"
"Yes."
And then the next trap was sprung. "Under that same definition, astrology is a scientific theory, correct?"
Astrology. Horoscopes. Magic. Behe hesitated and at first did not answer directly, but when Rothschild pressed him, he admitted, "Yes, that's correct." The definition he used to qualify ID as a scientific theory also encompassed astrology (301)

At its heart, this book is an indictment of American scientific illiteracy, and the illiteracy of the people in charge of choosing our children's curriculae. Several of the school board members in the book admitted to not understanding EITHER evolution or intelligent design, but choosing ID because it felt morally right.
Monkey Girl was a gripping read that illuminated scientific concepts in terms that laypeople could understand. Beyond that, it also explains legalese behind court decisions regarding creation and evolution in the classroom.
At the end of the book, I could only hope that the state of science education in America gets better. Not only because evolution is right, but if we want to compete globally in fields outside of reality tv, then we really have to step up what is taught to our children.
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Too Much Free Time [Feb. 11th, 2008|07:21 pm]
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What Kind of Reader Are You?
Your Result: Obsessive-Compulsive Bookworm

You're probably in the final stages of a Ph.D. or otherwise finding a way to make your living out of reading. You are one of the literati. Other people's grammatical mistakes make you insane.

Dedicated Reader
Book Snob
Literate Good Citizen
Non-Reader
Fad Reader
What Kind of Reader Are You?
Create Your Own Quiz
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