| dru_plus_spike ( @ 2008-03-12 19:08:00 |
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Fake sex0rs
List ten fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag 5 people to do the same.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
1. Spike: He's killed two Slayers. TWO! So he's ambitious and dangerous, which are some of my favorite characteristics in a man/vampire. Plus there's the whole hot English punk thing.
2. Giles: Remember season 4 when the Scoobies catch Giles singing at an open-mic night and Willow's all, "I remember why I had a crush on him in high school?" Yeah. There's something very hot about Giles, whether it's the tweed jackets with leather elbow patches or his knowledge of the dark arts. Remember when he busted into The Magic Box all powerful when Willow was naughty? Me-ow. I just like my men older and English, what can I say.
3. Tara: To throw in a wildcard, there's Tara who's pretty different from Giles and Spike. There was just something so enchanting about her.
Harry Potter
4. Remus Lupin: A werewolf in a jumper just trying to be a teacher? Sign me up. There was something especially sexy about the scene in book 7 when he freaked out.
5. Sirius Black: A convict with an enchanted motorbike. How could I say "no" to him?
6. Snape: Can you see a pattern here? I guess I just like people as miserable as me.
Jane Eyre
7. Mr. Rochester: Things that Mr. Rochester has that Mr. Darcy doesn't; a secret wife kept in the attic and a desire to marry his bastard child's governess. Everyone loves a (somewhat) reformed hedonist, especially a dark and tempestuous one.
Spring Awakening
8. Moritz: A tragic, troubled, sexually-confused teenager who can sing. Yes, please. Plus, he sings one of my favorite songs from the show, "I Don't Do Sadness."
The Office
9. Jim: Probably the one normal guy on my list. I love funny guys, especially ones who see the humor in putting office supplies in Jello.
His Dark Materials
10. Uncle Azrael: I said that I like ambitious men, and what is more ambitious than killing god? I was horrified when he separated Roger from his daemon, but he made up for it with his ballsy move to attack heaven.